1. Aaron Brooks and Chris Tucker
From the adams apple to the facial hair, these two must be long lost twins. I somehow doubt that Chris Rock is as funny as Aaron Brooks. Just look at his face. He is clearly the comedian of the Rockets now that Yao has moved on to the wine business.
2. Borat and Zaza Paculia
Honestly, I couldn't tell the two apart. Maybe it's the fact that nobody can locate these two's home countries on a map, whatever it is, one of the two's stupidity is an act, the other has been nominated for the prestigious "Possibly Mentally Handicapped Player of the Year" award.
3. Derek Fisher and Tony Cox
Both known for appearances in Bad Santa, Derek Fisher and Tony Cox are both legal midgets. The only difference between the two is that small children find Tony cute, women find him attractive, and men respect him, while Derek, on the other hand, is hated by all of America.
4. Manu Ginobli and Snape
Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the nose, but one thing is for sure, both HATE Harry Potter.
5. Foster (Super Troopers) and Brian Scalabrine
Who are we kidding? All gingers look the same. I could have literally put any "Ranga" next to Brian. What sets these two apart is the fact that their personalities are identical. Both constantly face rejection and are used. Everyone knows that the Bulls organization only uses Scalabrine to make the floor of the United Center seem less red. As far as rejection goes, Scalabrine is the master of the block. He averages a whopping .5 blocks per game. (Step aside Josh Smith and Dwight Howard) If you want to know why Foster constantly faces these struggles, I urge you sincerely to watch Super Troopers.
6. Raven Symone and Dwight Howard
Okay, I admit it. Maybe these two don't look that much alike, but the world needs to see Raven Symone and what she has done with herself. Sources confirm that her and Sir Charles Barkley both did Weight Watchers. Clearly Barkley had better luck.
7. Stuart Scott and Tracy McGrady
One look and you know. It's the eyes. What many people don't know is that neither of them have slept since 1999. Still, everyone knows that they are some of the best at their jobs, but seriously, get some rest...
8. Sam Cassell and Predator
Try to find the differences. News flash: you won't find anything. Clearly, this is just the same picture twice. I just wanted to see if anyone would notice...
-You're Welcome America
Garrett "The Matador" Busch
1 comment:
I have always thought Sam "I Am" looked a lot like ET. But the Predator is certainly more fierce.
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