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Monday, January 9, 2012

Atlanta Hawks: Treat Yo Self

Zaza Pachulia has a passion for modeling.
An Open Letter to the Atlanta Hawks:

Hawks team members,
I am thoroughly impressed with your recent stretch of games. I in no way expected you to beat the Heat and the Bulls, and then have the opportunity to beat them again in two close games. Now you are on a three game winning streak and have truly become a rag-tag group of champions early in the season. That is why over the next few days I implore you to treat yo self. Zaza if you want to model, go ahead and model. Treat yo self. Ivan Johnson if you want another diamond plated grill, treat yo self.  Joe Johnson if you want to take a joy ride in your ridiculous truck, treat yo self. T-Mac if you want an artificial knee, treat yo self. Do whatever it takes to make sure that you keep playing the way you are. In these dark times after the Falcons loss, the city of Atlanta needs you to win so we can stop having nightmares about Brandon Jacobs running right over us even though New York's rushing offense was ranked last. LAST.

Just Remember,
Keep winning, and treat yo self. You deserve it.


Silence Dogood


Joe Johnson enjoys scaring little children with this giant Ford vehicle.




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